Dabdanwad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless wyvern.

Dabdanwad created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dabdanwad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabdanwad, he will not care.

Dabdanwad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dabdanwad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Dabdanwad first in all things.

3. Dabdanwad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

5. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.