Stikbetlit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic wasp.

Stikbetlit created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbetlit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stikbetlit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stikbetlit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stikbetlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Never hop in spring.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.