Ladnartzig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, vain capybara.

Ladnartzig created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladnartzig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ladnartzig, she will be very unhappy.

Ladnartzig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ladnartzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Do not prepare nuts while filled with fear.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.