Wanrowtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful dugong.

Wanrowtarg created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanrowtarg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanrowtarg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wanrowtarg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wanrowtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Never feed bread to gulls while wearing tights.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.