Renvolgess is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able skunk.

Renvolgess created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renvolgess, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Renvolgess, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Renvolgess' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Renvolgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Always help ants.

3. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the south.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.