Yargidjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yargidjin created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yargidjin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yargidjin, she will make you grow a tail.

Yargidjin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yargidjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.