Gidbapkad Bummutyik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving grasshopper.

Gidbapkad Bummutyik created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidbapkad Bummutyik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidbapkad Bummutyik, she will turn you into a slug.

Gidbapkad Bummutyik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gidbapkad Bummutyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.

4. Never gather four pigs in one place.

5. Never wear purple shirts on sacred days.