Rowveg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, resourceful lion.

Rowveg created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowveg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowveg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rowveg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rowveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear fawn dresses on sacred days.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Run away if seven geese approach from the east.