Riptonciblad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain butterfly.

Riptonciblad created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riptonciblad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Riptonciblad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Riptonciblad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Riptonciblad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Riptonciblad's priests.

2. Never prepare aubergines during spring.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.