Migbodcat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful goat.

Migbodcat created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbodcat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Migbodcat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Migbodcat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Migbodcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Migbodcat.

3. Never sprint near badgers.

4. Do not take Migbodcat's name in vain.

5. Never wear green hats.