Monbagbimgudqueeghon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, resourceful turtle.

Monbagbimgudqueeghon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbagbimgudqueeghon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Monbagbimgudqueeghon, she will turn you into a tree.

Monbagbimgudqueeghon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Monbagbimgudqueeghon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four mites in a large pit.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not name children after swans.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never talk about stars.