Gankimart is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful yak.

Gankimart created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gankimart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gankimart, he will turn you into a snail.

Gankimart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gankimart's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.