Miskemflapdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless walrus.

Miskemflapdon created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miskemflapdon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Miskemflapdon, he will be very sad.

Miskemflapdon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Miskemflapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Miskemflapdon.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing indigo coats.

4. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

5. Always help snails.