Hotsakraw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, caring porpoise.

Hotsakraw created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotsakraw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hotsakraw, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hotsakraw's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hotsakraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Never eat bark.