Busrutmit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet crab.

Busrutmit created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Busrutmit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Busrutmit, she will destroy your home planet.

Busrutmit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Busrutmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

2. Never gather six shrews near walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of limes to otters while wearing fawn kilts.

5. Do not prepare apples while filled with joy.