Gad Mobnakjam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless bird.

Gad Mobnakjam created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gad Mobnakjam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gad Mobnakjam, he will turn you into a frog.

Gad Mobnakjam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gad Mobnakjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bread upon stone.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.

4. Never prepare nuts during summer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.