Mindavmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent horse.

Mindavmum created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Mindavmum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mindavmum, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mindavmum's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mindavmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Never eat limes.

4. You must pray to Mindavmum eight times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.