Pignibsat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pignibsat created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pignibsat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pignibsat, it will make you grow a tail.

Pignibsat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pignibsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

3. Always wash your hands before prayer.

4. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

5. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with foxes.