Listcissnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring mongoose.

Listcissnell created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Listcissnell, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listcissnell, he will turn you into a slug.

Listcissnell's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Listcissnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear jumpers marked with purple.

5. Never mix bread with blood.