Wotgeplag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent warg.

Wotgeplag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wotgeplag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wotgeplag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wotgeplag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wotgeplag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wotgeplag.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not run at mountains.