Govingsin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent spider.

Govingsin created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govingsin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govingsin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Govingsin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Govingsin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Worship no other gods but Govingsin.

4. Always obey Govingsin's priests.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.