Pomnarbop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless swan.

Pomnarbop created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomnarbop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pomnarbop, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pomnarbop's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pomnarbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

4. Pomnarbop must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.