Gigdod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome crocodile.

Gigdod created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigdod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gigdod, he will turn you into a rat.

Gigdod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gigdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never wear gray shirts on sacred days.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.