Pigtapquart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable weasel.

Pigtapquart created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigtapquart, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pigtapquart, it will be very unhappy.

Pigtapquart's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pigtapquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

2. Never cross forests at dawn.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing shorts.