Gilfassombag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic wyrm.

Gilfassombag created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfassombag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gilfassombag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gilfassombag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gilfassombag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gilfassombag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not name children after snails.