Hinarmwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless centipede.

Hinarmwad created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Hinarmwad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinarmwad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Hinarmwad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hinarmwad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never stain your feet with violet.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Heed all portents.