Hathabbinvogzensog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient hamster.

Hathabbinvogzensog created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Hathabbinvogzensog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hathabbinvogzensog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hathabbinvogzensog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hathabbinvogzensog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Always help swans.