Yogrillveen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish warg.

Yogrillveen created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogrillveen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yogrillveen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yogrillveen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yogrillveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

2. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with geese.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Always obey Yogrillveen's priests.