Gemratsig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable duck.

Gemratsig created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemratsig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemratsig, he will turn you into a frog.

Gemratsig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gemratsig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gemratsig first in all things.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Never mark doors with pink.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.