Nutvilrut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying centipede.

Nutvilrut created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutvilrut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nutvilrut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nutvilrut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nutvilrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange rings on sacred days.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Retreat if nine ants approach from the north.