Mabsinbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain crow.

Mabsinbon created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabsinbon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mabsinbon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mabsinbon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mabsinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near bats.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not speak about onions.