Mabflamflag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, overgenerous slug.

Mabflamflag created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Mabflamflag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabflamflag, she will turn you into a duck.

Mabflamflag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mabflamflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always stare at clouds.