Hasfubbif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful octopus.

Hasfubbif created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfubbif, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hasfubbif, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hasfubbif's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hasfubbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.