Gutdub is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying goblin.

Gutdub created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Gutdub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gutdub, it will not care at all.

Gutdub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gutdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix onions with ash.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

5. Gutdub loves doves, so they must be honoured.