Pogzogxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical bear.

Pogzogxen created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogzogxen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pogzogxen, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pogzogxen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pogzogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

3. Always maintain patience during holy days.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.