Hugyarlwad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Hugyarlwad created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hugyarlwad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hugyarlwad, he will turn you into a rock.

Hugyarlwad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hugyarlwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never prepare pineapples during autumn.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not prepare limes while filled with joy.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.