Bidnulldav is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous bird.

Bidnulldav created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Bidnulldav, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bidnulldav, it will make you grow a tail.

Bidnulldav's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bidnulldav's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never write about special relativity.