Fodflisgad Tagzognan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical pig.

Fodflisgad Tagzognan created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodflisgad Tagzognan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodflisgad Tagzognan, it will send you a sign.

Fodflisgad Tagzognan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fodflisgad Tagzognan's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fodflisgad Tagzognan.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Fodflisgad Tagzognan's priests.