Nellsandbet is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody giraffe.

Nellsandbet created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsandbet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellsandbet, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nellsandbet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nellsandbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never mix tomatoes with blood.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Nellsandbet on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about dark energy near monkeys while wearing fawn coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your feet.