Approwdog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy hummingbird.

Approwdog created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Approwdog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Approwdog, it will turn you into a worm.

Approwdog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Approwdog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

3. Put Approwdog first in all things.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.