Panggeptonk is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, intelligent fish.

Panggeptonk created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Panggeptonk, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Panggeptonk, he will turn you into a frog.

Panggeptonk's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Panggeptonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always remove shirts before touching gold.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing pink coats.

4. Never wear white corsets.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Panggeptonk in the centre of the settlement.