Narldanpang is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented jellyfish.

Narldanpang created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narldanpang, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Narldanpang, it will not care.

Narldanpang's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Narldanpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Narldanpang on top of all buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Narldanpang.

5. Never record numbers.