Nurbudtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent fly.

Nurbudtetti created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbudtetti, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurbudtetti, he will come to you in dreams.

Nurbudtetti's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurbudtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Nurbudtetti on top of important buildings.