Bonkbissom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable weasel.

Bonkbissom created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbissom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkbissom, she will not care.

Bonkbissom's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bonkbissom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.