Natdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering dog.

Natdon created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Natdon, he will laugh at you.

Natdon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Natdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near swans while wearing turquoise corsets and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.