Nulfonflig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless aardvark.

Nulfonflig created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulfonflig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nulfonflig, it will cry a lot.

Nulfonflig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nulfonflig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Nulfonflig five times a day.

4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Nulfonflig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat beans.