Dogcadstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless finch.

Dogcadstrag created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogcadstrag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogcadstrag, it will laugh at you.

Dogcadstrag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dogcadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never adorn your face with green markings.

5. Worship no other gods but Dogcadstrag.