Gabrotbem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome fox.

Gabrotbem created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabrotbem, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gabrotbem, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gabrotbem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gabrotbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabrotbem.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never point your back toward the west during prayer.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.