Nilloopbell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited ant.

Nilloopbell created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilloopbell, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilloopbell, she will turn you into a dog.

Nilloopbell's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nilloopbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.