Omtfudyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish rat.

Omtfudyarp created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtfudyarp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtfudyarp, he will not care.

Omtfudyarp's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Omtfudyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

2. Worship no other gods but Omtfudyarp.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

5. Do not take Omtfudyarp's name in vain.